UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced his resignation as leader of the ruling Labour Party following a fierce internal rebellion, clearing the path for former Greater Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham to potentially take the helm as the country's seventh prime minister in a decade.

Following a marathon weekend of face-to-face negotiations in Switzerland, Vice President JD Vance announced a foundational framework to secure the Strait of Hormuz and restore nuclear inspections, as the U.S. temporarily lifts oil sanctions on Iran for 60 days.

On a lively Monday morning edition of the report, the studio crew breaks down a quirky trifecta of holidays—including National Stupid Guy Thing Day—before diving into an onion-themed pop quiz featuring a satirical headline and a classic 1962 R&B track.